Identity Verification Portal · Human Division
This is the real Michael Finnell.
(Otherwise known as Mike Finnell. The full-length, government-name edition of the same exact guy.)
Somewhere out there, a website decided I might not exist. Bold claim. Here is an entire domain’s worth of counter-argument.
Verified HumanSubject: Michael Finnell · Status: Exists
Case summary: Same person as the Mike over at mikefinnell.com, just with two extra syllables.
Owns michaelfinnell.com, which is the website you are currently, verifiably, reading.
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME?
Submitted into evidence:
- I registered michaelfinnell.com. The formal one. For formal occasions like this.
- I also own mikefinnell.com, because I refuse to be doubted in either tense of my own name.
- Sixteen photographs of my face are attached below. The face is consistent across all sixteen. It is one face. Mine.
- A dog appears in supporting documentation. The dog is a character witness. The dog is on my side.
- I am now writing about myself in the third person on a website named after myself. We are deep in it now.
Exhibit A through P: photographic evidence of the aforementioned face
Sixteen (16) independent images of a man named Michael. Tap any one to enlarge and confirm.
The Name Situation, Clarified
Michael Finnell=Mike Finnell
Michael is the long way. Mike is the shortcut. One human, two valid spellings of his own existence.
I bought both domains specifically so this conversation would never have to happen again.